Alright here we go. -I just want Rihanna to be my best girlfriend ever. -You shouldn’t drink jack daniels and then immediately lay or lie down. -I should have drank more jack daniels. Man. Let me tell you how we like stuff and things. We like them a lot. Sometimes we will do some stupid things to obtain these things and this stuff. Why are we so stupid, or maybe we’re not stupid. I just...